[Context: https://www.hexstream.net/#1_october_2019] Date: Mon, 1 Jul 2019 19:46:45 -0400 From: Jean-Philippe Paradis To: ops@derpibooru.org Subject: A second 1000 years ban that makes even LESS sense than the first Wazzup indeed. Username: Hexstream Ban ID: [redacted] I don't even understand WTF is going on. I seem to understand that some Unnamed Admin™ got Very Confused™. Is it standard practice to distribute 1000 years bans like candy? I'll spare you the details in this first exchange, since this ban is completely unwarranted on its face, but feel free to dig into the details if you wish, I am quite confident that the facts are on my side and I'll be happy to address any of your misconceptions. The stated reason is: "Repeated rule 3 and inability to comprehend simple ideas". The first part of the "reason", "Repeated rule 3", is completely false. As far as I remember, since my unban I uploaded ONE image which was apparently a rule #3 violation, and it was very unobvious to me that foalcon meta is "unrelated to MLP"... As for the second part of the "reason", "inability to comprehend simple ideas", that's just completely meaningless. I don't want to play charades. Please tell me which specific "simple ideas" I have been "unable to comprehend", or you could just unban me. It would be great if we could resolve this quickly enough that we can avoid the stupid cycle of me having to announce that I've been banned and then later announce that I've been unbanned... For your consideration.™ Date: Thu, 1 Aug 2019 00:45:10 -0400 From: Jean-Philippe Paradis To: ops@derpibooru.org Subject: Re: A second 1000 years ban that makes even LESS sense than the first So I've been banned for 1000 years for no reason for a month... Have we all had time to calm the fuck down yet? You still have time to unban me at no cost to you... Kind regards. PS: Congratulations for the nightly SQL dumps thing, that's Very Cool™. Date: Sun, 1 Sep 2019 23:59:35 -0400 From: Jean-Philippe Paradis To: ops@derpibooru.org Subject: Re: A second 1000 years ban that makes even LESS sense than the first Wazzup coma patients, Congratulations, I've been banned for 1000 years for no fucking reason for 2 months already. I hope you're fucking proud of yourselves. (This is of course on top of my first 7 months 1000 years ban, which was quite unnecessary, although I can certainly fathom that my fun protest image might have Triggered™ some Unnamed Admin™.) Due to the egregiously nonsensical nature of this second 1000 years ban (of which I have already casually debunked the "reason" and which you seemingly can't even explain), I am giving you notice that your window of opportunity for resolving this situation AT NO COST TO YOU will be closing exactly a month from now, on 1 october 2019, should it sadly be the case that by that time you have still failed to take any significant steps towards a resolution. I hope you're noting the rather excessive generosity of my offer. Kind regards. Date: Tue, 1 Oct 2019 23:20:09 -0400 From: Jean-Philippe Paradis To: ops@derpibooru.org Subject: Re: A second 1000 years ban that makes even LESS sense than the first Enjoy, motherclopper! https://www.hexstream.net/#1_october_2019